Title: Definitions of Designations Post by: Ginni on March 06, 2008, 12:17:57 PM 1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. 7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And lastly??.. 9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby Title: Re: Definitions of Designations Post by: Zaini on March 06, 2008, 01:47:37 PM :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4 :laghing4
Are you for real? :laughspit :laughspit :laughspit ZAINI. |