Definitions of Designations

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Offline Ginni

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Definitions of Designations
« on: March 06, 2008, 12:17:57 PM »
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month


2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.


3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.


4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.


5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.


6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.


7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.


 Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.


And lastly??..

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

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Re: Definitions of Designations
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2008, 01:47:37 PM »
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