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Author Topic: TONGUE TWISTERS  (Read 6155 times)
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« on: February 12, 2008, 11:11:30 PM »

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say " don't
understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I
understand that you understand? Understand!


2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the
witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he   could  see
was sea, sea, sea.


5 . Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People


6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which


7 .I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought   I
thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been  the thought
I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.


8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow


9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called
to Mr Outside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside.
Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.




11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.


12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the
doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does
the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor
doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor
doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"


13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the
weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we
like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is
whether we like it or not.


14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .


15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the
flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in
the flue


16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as
tongue-twister twists tongues.


17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See,  Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's
saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's
seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed  Soar's seesaw

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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2008, 02:18:57 AM »

Captain Jack Sparrow would have loved your post!

Here's one that you can add to your list:

Cricket As Explained to Foreigners:

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game! Savvy?

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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2008, 04:54:37 AM »


You two are really funny.


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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2008, 10:52:50 AM »

the best description of cricket i've ever heard lollzzz

soooo funny you both are!

Gaurav Bothra
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