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« on: February 13, 2008, 11:51:20 PM »

Memo: Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
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Zaini
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 07:08:24 AM »

 

Good one!

ZAINI.
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 12:13:26 PM »

Ginni,

I think you were the missing piece of puzzle. Thank you for joining and bring smiles to the group. Good Work.
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2008, 12:30:56 PM »

Dear Canadian Family and Zaini,

Thank you very much.  Infact the pleasure has all been mine in joining this group and being a part of such a loving and caring family.

Cheers,
Ginni

On the lighter side, here's another one liner:-

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.

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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2008, 04:18:09 PM »

Way to go Ginni, how smart you fixed one problem by creating another, Oh  I like this method .


This liner is reall smart Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Kathy
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