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Canadian_Family:
Tempers running high here, lets cool down and share some jokes. I go first.....
Joke 1
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
Real Life Joke
Now this joke actually happened to me in real life, last year I was working for a life insurance company in an actuarial department, some of you who don't know actuarial work revolves around mortality and morbidity issues (sometimes).
My three year old daughter was asked "What does your dad do" She said "My dad counts dead people"...... I could not believe since only once I tried to explain to her my occupation.
Regards
KHALIFA:
Hi
good joke
i have one also a bout the airline and pilot(as i am a pilot :biggrin)
after the pilot take of the airplane he start to welcoming the passengers suddenly he start screeming (OH ,OH MY GOD OH NO ) and after that akiller silince after a wihile the pilot start to speak to the passengers am sorry but if you know what happened ,,the hot mug of coffe fall down on my pants if you see what happened to my pants from the front ,,,imediatly one of the passengers stand up and he told him go to the hell you and your pant come and see what happened to our pants from the BACK .... :grin
khalifa
state of kuwait
Kathy11:
I like the jokes its funny :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl.
Thank-you for sharing.
kathy.
Christine Mary:
Two peanuts were walking down an alley.....
ONE WAS A SALTED!!!!!!! :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :wink
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--- Quote from: Canadian_Family on December 16, 2006, 11:52:28 PM ---Tempers running high here, lets cool down and share some jokes. I go first.....
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What? How? Who?
Oh.... Actually it's not that what you're thinking.
We, were just having a "Healthy debate" and like in all debates there has to be a disagreement which requires the discussion otherwise it wouldn't be a debate! Am I making any sense? :huh
Like Kathy pointed out, we are like a family and everyone still loves each other no matter what. So, no hard feelings on my part. I want Peace with everyone!
@topic
I luvd all jokes that have been posted so far. Let's see if mine is worth a chuckle.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
Take care, Peace!
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