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Discussion Forums => General Chatter => Topic started by: Prets on January 02, 2010, 11:01:16 AM

Title: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Prets on January 02, 2010, 11:01:16 AM
Not the best new years eve for me. I've twisted my knee and I have been on physio at home for the last few days. Maybe a week more before I can even walk comfortably enough to step out of the house.

I am generally active even with my low energy levels, and it is driving me crazy to have to lie still and do nothing!

 :boredom 

Help.. Help... HELPPPPPPP   !!!!!!

 :gaah
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Keep Smiling on January 02, 2010, 11:58:10 AM
oh, so sorry to know about it....... :rotfl
really its very difficult to lie still and do nothing,,,,
:getwell

Abbas
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: nice friend on January 02, 2010, 05:08:59 PM
but i can sit still if u provide me a super fast PC with a super fast DSL and lots of PC  games , and a few people to chat with :P ....

@ Preety,
i m sorry to hear abt wwat happened to you  .... Get Well Soon ....
 :getwell .....

Best Regards
Take Care
Umair
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Fadd on January 03, 2010, 01:40:11 PM
Its sad to hear that you got your knee twisted. :(
 :getwell dear...

Fouad
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Post by: Dori on January 03, 2010, 02:34:57 PM
I am sorry to hear!
Guys, she need jokes! (I am bad in jokes) Or we must tell here a short story.
My story:
I am struggeling with my homework. blablablabla: Tomorrow is my first real day at work!!!
Ok, back to work. Maybe I got a new story by the time I come back.
Get well soon!
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Zaini on January 03, 2010, 04:45:11 PM
Jokes... Hmmm   :huh Check this one ,



A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.  :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Dori on January 03, 2010, 05:03:26 PM
Hahahaha!  :biggrin
I didnt walk today, because there was too much ice on the streets. But I am almost done with the assignment what I write in name of my project group. I hope they believe I write the right advise and that they wrote their piece of advise!. Then I will have dinner. I planned to make 3 individual assignments aswell, but it's too late.
The funny thing is that my pet went outside and became stuck in the snow. I was the guardian angel. It was funny, because the only thing you heard was Awwwww-Awwwwww-Awwww  ;D
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Prets on January 04, 2010, 01:48:51 PM
This is good! I was worried we were all going to be sad together as a team...    lol..   


 :biggrin


A little kid goes to school, but comes home and complains to her mother. "I dont think i am going to ever learn how to spell, because my teacher keeps changing the words!"

 
P.S. I said I wanted jokes, but I was actually expecting hugs...     :wink
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Prets on January 05, 2010, 10:36:13 AM
@  Zaini, Fouad, Umair, Abbas

Thanks All!    :grouphug


@  And everyone who didn't post anything here.  Well at least you're reading me. 
   :grin
Thanks!


@  Dore,

About the Awwwww.... Awwwww..... Awwwwww......     thats the exact same noise I made when i hurt my knee, it makes others want to hug me and tell me everything will be ok..  I dont know if the same as being covered in snow though - that was very funny !!!    lol..   


Wow, I'm done with my studies, and I do not know how i managed! I was always an ace student and did really well in extra curriculars too! But i always studied late night, since I can never get up early. The more alert and focussed we are, the faster we Grasp anything we try to learn!

Find the bed early - yes i agree. Stimulating your brains anytime before you try to sleep, will push the sleep (and the bed) even more further away!

A lot of times, I feel like a child who resists sleep, because she wants to play. :-) Then i want to read, work on my activites, tidy my room (yes, even at 2 am), it goes on and on. Now i try to follow a routine. I switch off my mind an hour before I want to hit bed.  The trick is to bore the mind and body into falling asleep!    :-)

Deep Breathing even a few times, cuts down anxiety and stress. And yes, try to smile before you sleep. Chances are u smile in your sleep too. :-)

I'm very poor with languages, I'm good at english though I doubt I articulate well. I would love to learn many languages, but it has always been a huge block.

Thank you for your stories. :-) 

xoxoxoxoxo  (Translates to - Hugs and Kisses)

Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: nice friend on January 05, 2010, 12:14:46 PM
there r lots of jokes joke in this thread bt i like this one posted by Sajid :) :
http://www.thalassemiapatientsandfriends.com/index.php?topic=616.msg4639#msg4639
Quote
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.  Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment.  "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

Umair
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Dori on January 05, 2010, 07:57:38 PM
I always wonder what xoxoxoxoxo meant. I am glad I know now.
What did you study? I study Law. Spanish is for fun & meeting people. Ok, time to do the dishes.
Dore
p.s. Yesterday my cat was jumping in the Christmas tree all the time. Very annoying.  :biggrin
I removed the blablabla part, because I did believe it was really blablabla untill I saw your answer. I work hard on the 'at time in bed' resolution. Yesterday I succeed, but did not have the time to read... I didn't sleep until 1am.
Tonight's joy of the cat is trying to get the door open. It's an easy job for her, but it's not so easy when your boss is dis---ing  you.
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Prets on January 06, 2010, 09:29:46 AM
Thanks Umair  :-)

Dore.. I will reply soon..  :-)
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Lena on January 06, 2010, 09:55:59 AM
In our Unit xoxoxoxo bears a totally different meaning (lol)!
x - marked on the date means we had desferal on that date and
o - marked on the date means we took ferriprox on that date and if you find a date marked with x and o at the same time...then, that means we had desferal and ferriprox on that date too.

I do not know if everyone got the picture, it's funny anyway.
Everything is written down in our Thal Unit! a very analytical unit, that is! and in the end of each month our progress is shown by the marks x and o in our calendar, together of course with our ferritin count!

Really, I doubt this is happening anywhere else....I am curious, is it?

Lena.
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Prets on January 07, 2010, 01:27:32 PM
It sure is an efficient system, if u ask me!

Assigning a symbol to a longer word can be used in every day activities too.

(Provided one can remember exactly what word corresponds to which symbol.)  :-)
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Manal on January 07, 2010, 03:09:16 PM
Preety,

Hope you are much better now :hugfriend

Lena

That is very interesting

manal
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Dori on January 10, 2010, 05:43:46 PM
Lena, thats funny and interesting.
Preety, how are you doing? How's your knee? Is your knee brave again? I hope so!
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Madhavi on January 11, 2010, 02:13:15 PM
Preety, read that you are fond of dancing....is that how you got that twist in the knee....was it practising the twist eh?
Hope you are better now.....
Madhavi
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Dori on January 12, 2010, 06:03:25 PM
I think Preety is better, because it stays quiet.  That is a good thing.  :hugfriend
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: nice friend on January 17, 2010, 09:00:26 AM
Preety,
i hope you're doing well  n back to your routine life .... :)

Best Regards
Take Care
Umair
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Fadd on January 17, 2010, 05:24:22 PM
Preety how are you doing?

Fouad
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Prets on January 23, 2010, 02:34:10 PM
:-)

Managed to take a short walk after climbing down a flight of steps. Something I might not have appreciated earlier!

Hope you all are going good! I miss you!!  :-)

Should be back to normal in a week or two.  :-)

Love and Hugs!!!!!

:-)
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Madhavi on January 23, 2010, 02:52:44 PM
Great to have you back on your feet!
Take care.............
Lots of love.......
Madhavi
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: Zaini on January 24, 2010, 12:20:34 PM
Glad to hear that Preety  :hugfriend

Zaini.
Title: Re: I need some distraction guys ... jokes.. anything...
Post by: nice friend on January 25, 2010, 08:37:20 AM
Preety,
glad to hear that :) , wish u a quick recovery :getwell ...

Best Regards
Take Care
Umair