Jay Leno Riffs on the Bailout

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Jay Leno Riffs on the Bailout
« on: January 19, 2009, 06:16:00 PM »

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the
 building standing,. Its called the stock market.
 
 
 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being
 called Wal Mart Street.
 
 
 3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The
 pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW
 
 
 4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas
 and an investment banker? A tie!
 
 
 5. The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that on the left
 side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
 
 
 6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if
 you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't
 fall for it.

 
 7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite
 candy bar.
 
 
 8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even
 thicker. They had to include pictures.
 
 
 9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners in
 San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors,
 General Electric and Century 21.
 
 
 10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my
 cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether
 that refers to mine or the bank's.
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Re: Jay Leno Riffs on the Bailout
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 06:51:44 PM »
That is so hilarious :rotfl  :rotfl :rotfl I've heard the first one recently on T.V
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Re: Jay Leno Riffs on the Bailout
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 03:07:58 AM »
 :laugh :heehee

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Re: Jay Leno Riffs on the Bailout
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 12:45:53 PM »
 :happydance :laugh :happydance :laugh :happydance :laugh
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