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Hallu:
 :rotfl  :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

§ãJ¡Ð ساجد:
Good ol' George W sings "Sunday Bloody Sunday" watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13g9nYLSPM

:biggrin

Take care, Peace!

Christine Mary:
Lawyers


The United Way realised that it had never received a donation from the  city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?"

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show  you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to
pay?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."

"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children." The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.
"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my> sister's husband died in  dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities  requiring a huge array of private tutors?" The humiliated United Way rep,  completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry, I had no idea."

And the lawyer says, "So... if I don't give any money to any of them, what  makes you think I'd give any to you?"

§ãJ¡Ð ساجد:
Since it's Valentines day, I thought of sharing one joke about it.

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".

Christine Mary:
lol sajid! that was great :rotfl :rotfl

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